May 2013
Girls on their periods.
naomigoldstein2010:
This is actually so accurate.
“Los amorosos son locos, sólo locos, sin dios y sin diablo.”
– Jaime Sabines (via alexandrave)
Un día te vas a quedar sola por puta.
All I want it’s be with you, kicking your little butt u.u
lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
wartortles:
lonewolfheart:
wartortles:
im like horny for 30 hours a day
**correction. 69 hours a day**
thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
ipoog:
egberts:
what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
“Del sí al no, ¿cuántos quizá?”
– Julio Cortázar. (via dejemonosvolar)
baboushkat:
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
thepretendr:
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth
Started re-watching Evangelion with my brother...
Bro: So what's this about?
Me: Shinji won't get in the damn robot.
Bro: ...
Bro: That's it?
Me: Well, later he won't get out of the damn robot.
Bro: *sighs
Bro: Sounds gay.
Me: Oh no, Kaworu hasn't even come in yet.
